i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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