It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Randomize
