Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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