Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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