No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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