FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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