I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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