I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
there is glitter all over my balls
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