I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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