This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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