I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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