I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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