i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Two words: blizzard sex
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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