69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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