M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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