you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
there is puke in my bra ... again
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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