did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i wish my penis had a tongue
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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