My room smells like vodka and shame
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Randomize
