some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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