Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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