I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
My ATM looks so different sober.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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