matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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