never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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