Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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