apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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