who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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