bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
try to milk me bitch
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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