I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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