on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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