He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you traded sex for a burrito?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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