Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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