East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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