So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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