Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
third nipple confirmed
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
tell me about the eggs
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
