Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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