i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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