i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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