do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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