it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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