ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
