this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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