I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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