why didn't you poke me back
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
