you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
