Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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