I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..