also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up