Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth

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(630): View more from Illinois

So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night

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(949): View more from California

I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.

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(616): View more from Michigan

All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.

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(406): View more from Montana

Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.

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(630): View more from Illinois

We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up

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