Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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