And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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