I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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