worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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