Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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