? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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