Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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