yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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