But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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