If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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