I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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