on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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