I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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