I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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